Best and selected collection of funny SMS/Jokes /Urdu jokes. | |
| Joke No 1: Aaj kal larkiyon ka dress yahan se less wahan se less kabhi sleevless tu kabhi back less aur koi larka ghoore tu kutta kamina character less. Joke no 2:Admi Malik Makan se: Aap ke ghar mein jagah jagah choohey nachte hain. Malik Makan: toh 3000/= mein kya "Katrina" aa ke nache gi.. Joke no 3:-Urdu TEACHER: Btao ye konsa ZAMANA hai? Main Naach raha hon Tum Naach rhe ho Wo Naach rhi he Ham sab Naach rhe hen STDNT: sir, ye BEGHAIRTI ka Zamana hy. joke no 4:Sher likha jata hy, Parha jata hy, Suna jata hy, Kaha jata hy Lekin jab sher samne ata hy to pajama uper se dheela, Neeche se geela or peechay se peela ho jata hy. Joke no 5 ''\ Main ap she nalaj hon. Meleko ap yaad ni kalte. Ol phone bi nahi kalte. Ol ash-msh bi nahi klte. Meli apsy kitti, kitti kitti, Joke no 6:- Perfume wala : "Sahab perfume le lo, perfume le lo" Memon: 25 paise wala dikhao... Perfume wala: meri BAGHAL me ungli daal ke soongh le. Joke no 7:Qayamat k Din jab Farishty Sab Se kahain ge apne apne Gunah Paper Par likho, to Sab Gunah likh Rahy hun ge, k Achanak aik Awaz aye gi.! "EXTRA SHEET KHAPPAY". Joke no 8:1 charsi dusre se: Tujay pata hay bhaarat aur hindustan may jang ho rahi hay. 2nd charsi: shukar hay india beech may nahi ayea warna bohat tabahi hoti. Joke no 9:Agr "DIL"ka nam "Anda"(Egg) hota to films k nam aisy hoty, >Hm Anda De Chuky sanam. >Ye Anda apka hua... >Hm apke Andy me rehty hain.. >Andy waly dulhaniya le jaenge.. >Anda jaly.. >Anda b tera hm b tere.. >Anda tere nam.. >Hmara Anda apke pas he... >Anda diya drd liya... >Andy ka kya qasoor.. Joke no 10: -Choose Any Number 10 20 30 40 50 60 70 80 90 100 Then I'll Tell You Nothing :-) Tm Logo Ko To CHASKA Hi Par Gya Hy. Main Kya Najumi Hon. Joke no 11:1 Memon ne tota pala or usy musalsal aik mah tak mirchen khilane k baad pucha: miyan mitthu roti khaoge? Tota: Q kaminy mirchen khatam hogayen kya.:) Joke no 12:Zindagi main Hamesha 1 Baat YAAD Rakho.. Kabhi ksi k DiL se mat khelo Q k DiL 1 hee hota hai. Agar khelna hee hai to "KIDNEY" se khelo wo 2 hoti hain;-) Joke no 13: -Karachi girl to boy "khwahish hai tumse milne ki per ho mumkin kis tarah, Na sheher me hai aman na mehfooz koi jagah, Boy: Qaid k mazaar pe chali aa be dharrak, Millat ka paasban hai Muhammad Ali Jinnah..! Joke no 14:11 saal jail mai rehne wala "President" . 6 saal jail mai rehne wala "Prime Minister" . Qayamat tk London mai rehne wala "Awam k Altaf Bhai" . 10 saal jala watan rehne wala "Punjab ka Wazer Alla" . 2 saal nazar bnd rehne wala "Cheif Justice" . . . 2 ya 4 saal tum bhe reh aao LIFE ban jae gi Joke no 15: -1 Pagal Letter Likh raha tha, Dr. Ne Pocha kis ko Likh rhe ho? Pagal: Khud ko, Dr. Kia Likha hai? Pagal: Mujhy kya Pata abhi Mujhe mila Thori hai. |